求大神,这特么到底怎么翻译?

人类吐槽中心

2. The man you like may doesn't like you; 3. John has a kid, but his kid looks like his neighbor Old Wang;4. We'll never forget those days that we learned to sing "Fa Hai you Don't know what Love is". 5.There's no scar cannot recover. 6.Sorry, the user you're calling is going to be in Gr11, please call back in two years. 7.You need to learn somthing from Chen Xiaochun, he started to fight again everytime after he failed.8.Love likes a wind, leaves after it blows.9.My hometown is in Songhua River, Dongbei.There are a lot of Dadou and Gaoliang(实在不知道是啥了);10.There's a mountain in my hometown, and There's a temple on that mountain.11.A girl in Gr12 did a research, which shows that the men who learns math are the best husbands.12.If you Don't know, then how can you know others don't know the news that you don't know?13.I cannot forget the face you smiled.14.Tom attacked Jack in their school website, that's why Jack kicked him.小编已残,求赞